on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan
THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.
THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.
Photographer Seth Casteel is back, this time with a new series Underwater Puppies!
so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing
i think iv found my new favorite thing to do
Doesn’t this mean your friend saw your titta?
Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.
I MAKED THESE
Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder removed a month ago. When I found that comic I emailed it to her. It made her laugh, it made her consultant laugh, and she put it at the front of her medical folder for her hospital stay.
I don’t think I’ve ever felt sadder for a gall bladder in all my life.
IT’S 2AM AND I’M PRACTICALLY CRYING BECAUSE OF “I MAKED THESE”
I wish we could use videos as reactions on tumblr because I feel like I’d reply to everything with this…
give us the child
wipe away the debt
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this