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ultrafacts:

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marriage is fucked up

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch

6 hours ago40,290 notesreblog

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

6 hours ago103,094 notesreblog

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

6 hours ago215,898 notesreblog
sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

6 hours ago26,883 notesreblog

dazedfox:

are you seeing this?

6 hours ago294,801 notesreblog

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

6 hours ago256,432 notesreblog

Press Start

6 hours ago1,788 notesreblog

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

17 hours ago207,222 notesreblog
turkeystuffer:

math

turkeystuffer:

math

17 hours ago100,817 notesreblog

everysmiledeserves:

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

merker-the-twerker:

peanutbutterismypoison:

captainsnippet:

“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart

they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!

now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.

how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice

probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved

His face in the last shot.

1 day ago101,991 notesreblog

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

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mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:





IT GOT BETTER

mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:

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IT GOT BETTER

1 day ago373,434 notesreblog

delsinsfire:

Friends: Are you going to the party later? :)

Me: Yeah sure I’m going to the party

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PLEASE SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE

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Shit happened to Ferguson is happening in Hong Kong right now!

Students were just protesting peacefully for genuine democracy around Admiralty and Central, yet the police forced used pepper spray, tear gas and violence to disperse the crowd. According to the protesters, the police even raided a first aid booth with pepper spray.

Sign the White House Petition

Join Overseas Events

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